“It's not me Guv it must be someone else!” - the Arthur Daley attitude of the council coalition
"It's not me Guv it must be someone else", is a refrain you expect from a dodgy builder or someone who, in Arthur Daley fashion, has sold you something that is obviously faulty and won't do what they said it would.
Understandably such an experience leaves you frustrated and feeling bad towards your fellow human being.
Well that's how I feel as time and time again I and my Labour colleagues on the Council challenge the policies that are being undertaken by the Tory, Liberal and For Darwen independents who are presently running Blackburn with Darwen Council.
Just a few examples of the dodgy goings on*:
Huge hikes in the cost for family's who want to swim at Waves
"Don't know anything about that, love" - Tory Cllr Michael Law Riding Executive Member for Culture, Leisure and Sport
Closing old peoples homes and doing back-room deals
"It can't be us dear we believe in openness and new ways of doing politics" - Liberal Democrat Leader David Foster Executive member for Adult Services
Cuts in support for vital bus services across Blackburn
"Nothing to do with me, darling, I use a car" - Tory Cllr Alan Cottam Executive Member for Regeneration
Secrecy about children at risk
"We've been misquoted by the Telegraph, honey" - Liberal Democrat Cllr Chris Thayne Executive Member for Children
Salary increases for senior officers and cuts in pay for everyone else
"I know nothing babe, it was before my time" - Tory Leader Michael Lee and former Executive Member for Resources
I know others who have attended meeting at the Council recently share our frustration too as members of the public are treated rudely and disdainfully when they raise concerns at Executive Boards and Council forums.
If it's any comfort however, history tells us that once people get conned they are much more careful the next time someone tries to sell them something dodgy. That though helps me remember that the day of reckoning isn't that far off before our friends controlling the Council will get their collars felt and told by the electorate that the game is up and they don't want to buy their mixed brand of politics anymore.
*These aren't direct quotes, obviously. But I think it's fair to say these sum up the attitude of Executive members.